Let’s look at the first sentence of the constitution, which says, “we the people in order to form a more perfect”…what? LLC? No. Union. Union! To form a more perfect union and, in fact, promote the general welfare. The first sentence of the constitution mentions unions and welfare. I don’t know what to tell ya, I don’t know what to tell ya. It doesn’t mention corporations and it doesn’t mention anything else. Unions and welfare. Blame the founders.
Jon Stewart to Bill O’Reilly, Rumble 2012. (via talkshows